A six year old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand
DAD: “That’s a serious step” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”
SON : “Yes, We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark”.
DAD : “How about transportation?” the father asked.
SON : “I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles” – The boy had an answer to everry question the father raised.
Finally, In exasperation, his dad asked
DAD : “What about babies? When you’re married, you’re liableto to have babies, you know.”
SON : The boy replied “We’ve thought about that, too, We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it”
DAD : Errkkkkkkk….blurr…